gävlebocken 2023 - eaten by birds
I Wanna Live In A Ghibli Film
oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
>:)
Astronomical photographs, Harvard College Observatory, Cambridge, 1890-1920
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
didn’t need to be. i just love him that much 😌
@peachy-artist @ranidspace
absolutely!! here’s a blank version for your convenienceNew Meme Just Dropped
my brain felt the immediate need upon seeing these so
i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
they should make pornography of this guy
They should make porn of him and Mr. Yuk exploring each others bodies
What is your traditional Christmas movie?
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Home Alone
Harry Potter
Die Hard
Love Actually
The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Holiday
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Another (do tell)
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-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch
literally 😑 & 😕
if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool
both fish and women love me
give a woman a ring and she’ll eat for a day. give a woman a lifetime fishing license and she’ll be loved and feared by all marine life for eternity
“smart appliances” fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring